All is quiet on the deck of the Jolly Roger. The captain is slumbering, peacefully dreaming of feeding that thrice-blasted boy, Pan, to Hook's own reptilian stalker. Then, oh horror, a knock sounds on the captain's door. Awakened instantly, he bellows.
"Who dares knock on me door!"
A timid voice replies, "It's me, captain!"
"WHO!?!"
"It's...me?" says the voice, even quieter and more frightened than before.
The Captain gets out of bed.
Bellowing and stumbling over loose laundry, he reaches the door and throws it open. "Who the blue blazes dares knock on my door...oh. It's you, Smee."
Edit: hard returns, lol.
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