A brand new magician school opens up in town and he quickly goes to sign up. So he goes to the reception lady
-"Where do i sign up?"
-"Please hand me your coat and go to the lady at he 1st floor"
So he does and goes to the lady at 1st floor
-"So here is where i sign up for a magician?"
-"Please take off your shirt and go to the 2nd floor"
Even though confused , he wanted to become a magician so much he just removed the shirt no question asked and went up
a floor where he sees another employee
-"So the 1st floor lady sent me here , i wanna be a magician.."
-"Perfect , hand me your pants and underwear and go to the 3rd floor!"
-"But.."
-"Do you want to be a magician or not?"
-"*Sigh..*"
He thinks to himself , fuck it , and goes commando to the 3rd floor. Enters an office and hears the door closing and locking behind him. The office is empty , except for a huge muscular guy fondling his massive cock.
-"You're gonna fuck me , aren't you?"
-"Are you a fucking magician?"
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