One day, three friends met at an inn after not seeig each other for a very long time. They chatted for an hour or so, and then the topic turned to their wives.
A: You know, something strange happened during my wife's delivery. She was reading a book called "The Two Brothers" before her delivery and she gave birth to 'two' children ! Isn't that strange?"
B: Yeah, but you want to know something stranger ? A similar thing happened to my wife, when she was pregnant ! She was reading the book "Amar, Akbar and Antony", and she gave birth to 'three children' !!!"
On hearing this, the third person C, took to his heels and started running. The other two were puzzled but they ran after C and caught up with him.
A: "Hey C. Why did you run off ?"
C: "My wife's pregnant now and she's reading "Alibaba and the Forty Thieves" !!!!"
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