The alien male takes the human woman aside. The alien tugs on his earlobe and PWANG he triggers an enormous erection. He has incredibly pleasurable intercourse with the woman for hours.
Later both humans are returned to earth.
"That was the greatest day of my life!" Says the woman. "How did it go with the female alien?"
"Not good." Says the man. "After I pulled down my pants she frowned and kept yanking on my ear."
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