An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked what he is doing at this time of night.
Tha man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effect it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late"
The officer then asked, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife"
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