Al Gore thought

Al Gore thought it would be a good idea . . .
. . . if he could get a better feel for the top job by leaving the VP's
residence and spending the remaining nights of the campaign as Mr. Clinton's
special guest at the White House. Mr. Gore was directed as all guests are, to
the Lincoln Bedroom.
On the first night he was awakened by George Washington's ghost....
"George...what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Gore asked.
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised Washington.
With all the excitement, Gore couldn't sleep well and the next night the ghost
of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing
I could do to help the country?" Gore asked.
"Cut taxes and reduce the size of the government," advised Jefferson.
Gore still couldn't sleep well and the next night he saw another figure moving
in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I
could do to help the country?", Gore asked.


Abe replied, "Go to the theater!"