1 Genius trick that Donald, original surname Drumpf, pulled off will blow your mind

As everyone knows, Donald has small hands, what that means is:

he's got small favorability ratings...
So 2 make up for that. He pulled a slick move.
From the beginining this years election cycle has been akin to the Hunger Games.
Over 20 people were in the race.
Donald asserted his dominance
He also asserted that he is assertively asserting himself.
(That's to assert dominance)

Anyway after Ben Carson woke up from his nap he realized he had sold hundreds of hundreds of hundreds of more books because people thought he had died and was having a televised funeral attended to by the other contestants in the two thousand and sixteen Republican Presidential Primary Race.

Carly Fiorina had no hope to start with. A woman will not yet be accepted by conservatives as a leader.

If she had pulled a reverse Jenner and gone full G.I. Joe then Donald might have put her on his next "reality" show.

That probably would have given her enough popularity to win the general election; Americans enjoy novelty.

Jeb! had to drop out because he forgot to put his last name on his application for president.

and Nobody will forget Marco Robotio, the boy robot determined to be president... and become a real boy.

and a whole bunch of other puppets dropped out along the way.

anyways Donald was getting mighty rustled that Ted Cruz and John Kasich wouldn't drop out.

Eventually, John Kasich left the race to enjoy the young pussy screaming he is the hottest contestant on America's Got Politicians to date.

Cruz dropped out to pursue a profitable career on Nickelodeon.


Now Donald Trump is open he to raise the minimum wage.

Immediately after the final two opponents heeled to him, Donald Trump decides to do a complete flip and says he will look into it.
He has given the elephants some chocolate-covered peanuts.

Donald's Slick Trick (Patent Pending) uses positive reinforcement to encourage behavior that favors Donald Trump.
Most people want a higher wage.
Most politicians were open to it.
I believe Donald Trump made a calculated decision to originally be against it so that issue could be used as leverage. In this case he has opened on the point to attract the residual voters left mourning the political graves of the other contestants.

Kasich and Cruz bowing to Trump is the neutral stimulus.

Offering openness to a higher minimum wage is the unconditioned stimulus.

The subjects to this experiment populate not only America, but the entire globe.

Humans are animals.

Donald Trump is a man looking for power.

He has scratched the dogs' back.

I plead that the dogs don't roll over for a belly rub.