Airplane Crash

There was a lawyer, a cop, a docter, an old man and a boy. All on an airplane headed to Hawaii. All of a sudden it starts getting stormy, and lightning strikes the left wing of the airplane. So the airplane is going to crash, and the problem is, is that there is only 4 parachutes. So the docter grabs a parachute and says I need to save people!. then he jumps out of the airplane. Then the cop grabs a parachute and says I need to rescue people!. Then he jumps out of the airplane. So then the lawyer grabs a parachute and says No one cares about you two! and jumps out of the airplane. Then the old man says Come here boy. So the boy goes over to him. The old man then says Child take the last parachute for yourself. The boy then says Its ok you can... the old man cuts him off and says Just take it. Its ok, Its my time to die anyway. The boy then says No you dont understand, we can both live!. The surprized old man says How?. Then the boy replies That asshole lawyer just grabbed my backpack!