A plane is crossing the Alps with fifteen children and a priest when it starts to loose altitdue. The pilot turns on the autopilot and goes to speak to the priest
The pilot says "Excuse me Father, but the plane is going to crash"
The Priest responds and says "Oh my, what are we going to do"
The pilot says "Not to worry father I have two parachutes, one for me and one for you, all you have to do is square it with the big man upstairs"
The Priest says "What about the kids"
Getting annoyed the pilots says "FUCK THE KIDS"
To which the priest replies "Do we have time"
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