Air force one

Dick Cheney and George W Bush are flying on Air Force One. George looks at Dick, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy." Dick shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Laura tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed hair and says, "I could throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." Condoleezza Rice rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all three of you out the window and make the whole country happy."
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