Ah Didna Ken There Wuz a Choice


Jock and an Englishman were flying from Edinburgh when the stewardess
approached.
"May I get you something?" she asked. "Aye, a whusky" Jock replied.
She poured him a drink then asked the Englishman if he'd like one.
"Never!" he said sternly. "I'd rather be raped and ravished by whores all the
way to America than drink whisky!"
Jock hurriedly passed the drink back, saying "Och, Ah didna ken there wuz a
choice!"

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