I work at an offshore contact center company. It was 4 am when my shift ended, and I was way too sleepy to even go out but then I decided to go down the stairs leading to the lobby. I must've fallen asleep because I missed a step and went tumbling down the stairs and landed on my knees. I quickly got up, brushed my coat and pretended not to be hurt. Then I said out loud to all the people staring at me, "My name is Bond, James Bond."
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