A man walks into a bar..

The only other people inside are the bartender, and a woman, who was sitting at the bar. The man walks up to her and immediately asks her, "Ma'am, can I smell your feet?" The woman, repulsed by this, says, "You most certainly may NOT!!" Then the man says, "Well then, it must be your pussy!"

(I hope this makes sense!!)

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