AG, Trust Me, This Joke is Pure Ga, Ga, Gold!!!!!

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!".........
.....Then AU, short for his notoriously vicious nickname, Ass Underhander, walks up to Gold (short for Adam Goldfarb), his assistant, with a devious look is his eye. Silver, Big Floppy Silver that is, the Gangster turned steamy drunk, was in for the beating of 10,000 moons.
AU knew what he had to do. Goldfarb whipped out his think-pad, and calculated the speed, trajectory and economic feasibility of AU putting his foot up Floppie's ass harder than he ever had before, RIGHT HERE IN THE BAR!!!
Goldfarb glanced over to Underhander just as he was finishing up his work. the look of Asses face. Adam Goldfarb, the fearless jewish personal assistant, began to weep.
He threw away his notebook: straight into the tavern fireplace it went, while the salty Adam Goldfarb displayed the utmost noble look of honor towards his employer.
He gave AU the go ahead of course; the numbers and all else be damned!
AU kicked the shit out of Floppy....
.....AU was arrested and tried with criminal charges of assault and battery. He still beats and underhands asses in jail with swiftness, beauty, and of course, nobility.
Floppy Silver sued for civil damages, as he needs money for his booze and crazy punk lifestyle.
Ba Dum Che