Adam Yauch dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter exclaims, "Ah, MCA! Since you were a musician, we'll team you up with another departed musician to show you around the place." St. Peter decides that Bon Scott should be his tour guide and they head off to view heaven.
They spend a lot of time walking throughout the different fantastical sights and Bon finally stops when they get to the bottom of a mountain range.
"This is my favorite spot" Bon says, "these are the Mountains of Mythical Creatures. You climb one of these peaks and you can spend time with any creature you want. Last week, I roasted marshmallows with a dragon, and just yesterday I rode a unicorn!"
"That's amazing!" says Yauch, "Being from New York, I've always wondered about trolls under bridges. Do you have any of those?"
"Aye" Bon says, "They are fierce creatures though, we can't let them off their leashes. But if we head up this mountain here, we can take one out for a walk."
They begin hiking the mountain, getting farther and farther up. After they have been walking for what seems like an eternity, they still haven't arrived at the summit. Finally MCA looks over at Bon and says "It's pretty far isn't it?"
Bon shrugs his shoulders and says "it's a long way to the top if you wanna walk a troll."
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