After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant. After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The new husband looked at his bride and said, You know what I really feel like honey ? Well sure, she blushed, But we gotta eat sometime !
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