One is Asian. One is white. One is black.
The Asian says, "I have calculated that with our current situation we will only last a day. To give the others time to be rescued we have to lose one of us."
The white guy says, "Who will step up and sacrifice himself for the others?"
The black guy says, "Not me bitch."
The Asian guy exclaims, "Not me! I made the calculation. You can't let me be the one who dies. You need me."
The white guy says, "Not me. I'm much too important; I have a high paying job, a suburban household, and two kids."
They pause for a moment before the Asian guy says, "We'll vote on who dies. Who votes for the white guy?" The black dude raises his hand.
The Asian guy continues, "Who votes for me?" No one.
The black guy says, "Aw hell no."
"All in favor of the black guy." Both the white guy and the Asian guy raise their hands.
The black guy says, "Fuck this", pulls out a handgun, and shoots himself in the head.
The Asian guy cackles. "We had enough supplies for weeks. Fuck black people."
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