There, he trips and breaks his wife's favorite vase of flowers and ends up the night by puking in the carpet.
The other day, he wakes up already in his bed and realizes that her wife left a note saying :
" Morning honey, i've left some aspirine on your bedside table, and i've made your favorite breakfast, love you."
As he finishes reading it, he remembers that he arrived very late at home and made a mess all over the place, thus concluded that the note could only be a lie.
Getting into the kitchen, he sees the breakfast table full of things he loved. Still not understanding the situation, he calls his son, and asks:
"What just happened to your mother ? I made a damn mess here yesterday and today i wake up with a king's treatment .."
Realizing that his dad couldn't remember a thing about the last night, he sincerely answered :
"Well dad... After you passed out in the carpet, she took you to the bathroom so she could wash you, and when she was about to take your pants off, you said : " Oh no lady, it is not gonna happen , i'm married..."
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