afraid to parachute

there were 3 men and irish man, english man and a china man. they
were in a plane getting ready to parachute and they wanted to do
it over their own country so the pilot said were now coming over
to scottland! ok said the scottish man. he counted down really
slowly 3..2..1 and didnt jump but the driver thought he did. the
pilot then
shouted to the english man were now over england ok said the
english man he counted down really slowly 3..2..1 and didnt jump.
the chinese man thought right they're chickens so im going to do
it
he said and the pilot said im sorry we missed china! ok said the
chinese man no problem.so the chinese man had a plan b he threw
out the door a china plate and goes theres china and jumped out