There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a bottle that contained a genie.
Well he rubbed the bottle and the genie said, "I'll grant you one wish".
So the mexican says - "ok, I wanna be white and I wanna be surrounded by a pussy".
The genie grants the mexicans wish...and turned him into a tampon!
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