A man's girlfriend says she's addicted to chocolate. So he takes her to the seedy side of town where they spot a crack head. He points in the crack head's direction and says "see that honey, why can't you be that skinny?"
(I heard this on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me this weekend, don't know the comedian who wrote it)
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