and Adam asks God, "Hey God, why did you make Eve so beautiful?"
And God replies, "So you would always want to look at her my son."
Adam asks, "So, why did you make her smell so good?"
God replies,"So you would always want to be around her my son."
Adam asks, "Well, why did you make her skins so soft?"
God replies, "So you'd always want to touch her my son."
Adam asks, "Well why did you make her so fucking stupid?"
God replies, "So she would love you my son."
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