So God calls to Adam and says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news.
What do you want to hear first?"
Adam replies, "The good news�.
God answers, "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain."
Then Adam says, "OK, so what's the bad news?"
And God says, "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time�.
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