On and on, she kept pestering him, asking, "Where have you been all night?"
"Just out walking," Adam insisted as he closed his eyes and prayed for sleep to overtake him.
It seemed like only moments later he was awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.
"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs," said Eve.
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