This Enron accountant get put into prison. His cellmate is a much larger, more hardened criminal, who greets him and asks; "Do
you want ot be the husband tonight or would you prefer to be the wife?"
The Enron accountant thinks quickly, and replies, "Since I have a choice, I'd like to be the husband!"
His cellmate grins and says, "Good, get over here and suck your wife's cock, NOW!"
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