According to a recent study, men on dating sites are more popular if they mention dancing or cooking.

Man from Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck...

My new computer...

that I told them to deliver it next Monday and it's here already.

My girlfriend...

Girlfriend: "I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. I think we should...

Did you hear...

He pasta way, but his food will become a pizza history.

Dazzy Devil

this girls mum got a new boyfriend & she tryed to tell her he mother was...

I was almost in a...

"Well that's a load off your back"

A prostitute said...

I told her to give me 100$

Snowstorm

A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had...

A good bit of...

A man sees his son intently staring at something in the corner of the...

Family emergency

Many years ago I worked in a sandwich shop with a whole cast of characters,...