Absentminded Doc!


A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.


He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?


In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims, - "Damn, some asshole has my pen!"

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