Abou El Abed comes back to Lebanon from America...

His friend Abou El Steff asks him "Did you learn the language?". Abou el Abed says "Sure I can now speak english" (in arabic). So Abou el Steff decides to quiz him. He asks him "How do you say come here in english".

Abou el Abed says "Come here".

Abot el Steff is amazed. So he asks another question "How do you say go over there in english".

So abou el abed says "You go over there and say "Come here"".

Sorry guys this is a bilingual joke.

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