Abbott and Costello explain unemployment numbers

COSTELLO: So, there are two ways to bring unemployment down. Create more jobs, or... the easier of the two: just don't count them as part of the workforce!

ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like an Economist.

COSTELLO: I don’t even know what the hell I just said!

ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like a Politician!

Stolen from zero hedge.com

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