DONT READ IF EASLY OFFENDED THIS IS A BAD ONE... My 6-year-old son caught me masturbating this morning...

He said, "What are you doing daddy?"
"It's called wanking," I replied. "You'll be doing this soon."
"Why, daddy?" he asked.
"Because my arm is fucking killing me."

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