She says, "Dad, I've met a guy." Dad beams proudly and they have a brief conversation about him. Dad asks, "So what's he do for a living?" She smiles and replies, "He's a sailor on a ship."
Dad's happy reaction goes sour and he finishes the conversation by stating flatly, "I've never liked sailors but you're my daughter and I respect your judgement but let me tell you this, If he ever wants to have sex...*the other way*...you don't have to do it." The daughter looks confused but says, "ok, dad."
A year or so later, she finishes college and comes home happily exclaiming that he proposed! Dad is still sour about that but being his only daughter, he tries to stay positive.
On their wedding day, Dad gives the same advice, "Honey, I love you and he seems like a good guy. I simply don't like Sailors. Listen, you're a grown woman. If he wants to have sex *the other way* you don't have to. Leave him and come home. We will support your choice." Again she looks confused but nods and gives him a hug.
They get married and a few years later, dad suddenly passes away. A few months after the funeral, She's talking to her sailor husband and says, "You know, my dad never liked you. He said it was because you are a sailor." The husband looks at her thoughtfully, "He never acted like it." She says, "I just want you to know...I'm ready to have sex *the other way* if you want."
The sailor looks at her and says, "And risk having kids?!?"
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