A young man's Grandfather dies.

He asks his Grandmother how he died.

She said " Well every Sunday We would make love to the sound of the church bells, they were slow enough for us."

The young man asked "But how did he die then?"

She replied " He would still be alive if it wasn't for that damn Ice Cream truck."

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