A young man was waiting in line at the grocery store...

...when he informed the clerk he forgot a box of condoms.

"No problem, what size do you need?" asked the female clerk.

"I'm not certain, it's my first time." responded the young man.

The clerk asked the young man to pull his pants down and she would ask one of the associates to bring him a box of his size. After carefully examining the young man's penis, she gets on the intercom "One box of large condoms to checkout 4 please."

Seeing this, another young man decided he would like to get in on the action. He stood in the female clerks line, and when he was done putting all his items on the belt, he informed the clerk he had forgotten a box of condoms.

"What size do you need?" She asked.

"I'm not sure, it's my first time." replied the young man.

So the clerk has him pull his pants down, and after carefully examining his penis she gets on the intercom "One box of medium condoms to Checkout 4 please."

Yet another young man saw this and thought it would be a good idea for him as well. So he stands in her line and when he puts all his stuff on the belt he informs her that he forgot a box of condoms.

"What size are you?" asks the clerk.

"I'm not sure, its my first time." responds the young man.

So she has him pull his pants down and after examining his penis, gets on the intercom "Clean-up to checkout 4."

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