His friend called in to see him but he wasn't around. A passing nurse stopped and asked if she could help the man.
"Yes, I'm looking for my friend, Michael. Is he around?"
"Can you describe him?" the nurse asks.
After the friend describes him, the nurse replies uneasily.
"Oh yes him. I'm a little nervous about him actually"
"Oh really, and why is that?" asks the friend.
"Well, yesterday I told him to give Mr Johnson his medicine. 2 tablets at 1 o'clock, and 4 tablets at 6 o'clock. Instead, he have him 1 tablet at 2 o'clock and 6 tablets at 4 o'clock. And I'm worried now as I've just sent him off to prick a man's boil."
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