A redneck girl goes up to her dad and says "dad, prom is coming up and i need a dress!"
Dad replies "alright, you're going to have to suck me off"
so the daughter complies and goes down, she comes up a minute and says "dad, why does you dick taste like shit?"
the father replies "your brother needed a suit"
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