had just bought a brand new sportscar. He was sitting at a red light when an 80 year old wearing a half helmet and goggles pulled up alongside him on a beat up, old moped. As they sat there the old guy began to gawk at his car.
“My goodness, sonny” the old man wheezed. “That's a lotta car ya got there!”
The young man beamed with pride. “Yep. Just got her yesterday.”
The old guy leaned in close to the window to look at the interior, wide eyed as he surveyed the instrument cluster, the leather upholstery, the sunroof...
Just then, the light changed, and the young man decided to give the old guy a show. He popped the clutch, hit the gas, and three seconds later he was flying down the road 90 miles an hour.
He chuckled to himself as he thought about how impressed the old guy must have been. He glanced up at his rear-view mirror, and then did a double take. Something was gaining on him fast.
He caught a glimpse as it whizzed past him. It was the old guy on the moped. His legs were sticking straight out to the sides, his head was down, his mouth was open, and he was doing at least 200. The young man's jaw went slack with amazement as he watched the old guy disappear over the horizon. He let off the accelerator and slowed, continuing to stare.
Seconds later, a tiny speck appeared. It was the old guy again, headed back towards him. He flew past and vanished into the distance behind him.
The young man stopped his car, turned around in his seat and stared out his rear window in disbelief. And here came the old guy again. He was flying! He got closer, and closer, and WHAM!!! RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE CAR!!!
The young man jumped out, and the scene was just an absolute mess. One of the moped's wheels was bouncing down the road, the other up in a tree. The old guy's helmet was in two pieces. His goggles were cracked. Blood was coming out his mouth, and one of his legs was twisted up beside his shoulder.
In a panic, the young man knelt down beside him. “MISTER?! CAN YOU HEAR ME?! DON'T TRY TO MOVE, I'M GOING TO GET HELP!” The old guy opened one eye and croaked “Sonny, before you leave, could you unhook my suspenders from your mirror?”
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