Jesus is travelling the world doing good deeds to the people. One day he stumbles upon an old bearded man who is crying.
Jesus asks him what's wrong.
-"I lost my child "-sobs the man
-"Worry not, old man, I am Jesus himself. I will help you find him. Just tell me what he looks like"
-"Well he has nails in his palms and feet"
Jesus' eyes widen and begin watering with tears
-"Father ?!"
-"Pinocchio ?!?"
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