A young couple on their way to their wedding get into a car crash and die. They both arrive before the pearly gates where they are met by St. Peter. They ask him.
"Is it possible to get married in Heaven?"
"Wait here while I find out" says St. Peter and leaves. The young couple is starting to have doubts about the whole thing, "What if we lose that chemistry?" "What if we start arguing?" "What if one of us wants to divorce?". After three months, St. Peter comes back and says,
"Yes, you can go ahead and get married"
"Just one quick question" says the groom, "We've given this a few thoughts. What if we suddenly lose that spark, can we divorce?"
St. Peter suddenly gets all livid.
"Look" he retorts angrily, "It took me three fucking months to find a priest, and now you want me to find a fucking lawyer in Heaven?!?!?!"
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