...after accidentally learning how to masturbate one day. Afraid of speaking to his beatnik parents about something like that, he instead seeks out the Priest's guidance. Father Jacob is a kind, soft-spoken man. He should understand.
The boy knocks on the door, and Father says "Come in."
"Father, I am confused, I may have sinned" says the boy. He continues to relay the incident, not sparing any details, and Father nods his head and clicks his tongue.
"And when it was over, and I looked into my own eyes through the mirror, I knew I was a man now", the boy finishes.
Father Jacob rises from his chair, and calmly walks over to close the old, wooden door. With his back leaning against the grain, he smiles slowly and begins to chuckle. The boy furrows his brow.
"Ah, boy, what it was like to be young." Father Jacob's light smile twists to pursed lips. "Know this though boy: what you describe is the Devil's work. That is not a Godly pleasure, and you should not indulge in its perversions."
He walks over to the leaden windows and peers out across the abbey, speckled with maples and oaks. A rabbit darts into its burrow, seemingly aware of the Father's revealing gaze. He turns to face the boy.
"We don't call him Please Us Christ for nothing!"
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