A young boy is attending a Military convention...

A 10 year old boy is attending a military convention with his father.
The boy is so excited to be there he has to run and use the bathroom.
While he's in there, a tall Marine in his dress blues walks in. The Marine's jacket is covered in medals, perfect creases in his pants, every button and both shoes are shined to perfection. He makes a sharp turn, steps up to the urinal, and removes his perfect white cover and snaps it smartly under his arm. He starts taking a textbook piss in the center of urinal, and not a drop is spilled.

The little boy is just staring at him in complete AWE, and says "Wow, are you a REAL Marine?" The Marine smiles and says "Yes I am son, would you like to wear my hat?"
The boy excitedly says YES! as the Marine hands it to him.
He puts the hat on and is grinning from ear to ear.

Just then, a Green Beret walks in. He's completely filthy from head to toe. Mud covered boots, uniform in tatters, still wearing facepaint and he stinks to high heaven.
He swaggers up to the urinal, tries to throw his beret under his arm, but misses, and it lands behind him on the floor. He pulls out his dick and just starts pissing all over the place, on the wall, on the floor, barely a drop goes in the urinal.

The little boy is just staring at him in complete AWE, and says "Wow, are you a REAL Green Beret?" The Soldier burps and farts as he looks down at the kid, and says "Why? Oh, lemme guess...You wanna suck my dick?"

The kid says "Oh no, I'm not a real Marine, I'm just wearing his hat."