... and he asked his father, who was a minister, if they could start driving dad's car.
His father replied, "We'll make a deal. You bring your grades up, study the Bible and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about it."
After a month the boy came back and again asked his dad if he could use the car.
The father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible very well. But you didn't get your hair cut!"
The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know dad, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah and even Jesus had long hair..."
To which his father replied, "Yeah, and all of them walked everywhere, on foot! "
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