A young boy enters a barbershop… the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch.”
The barber puts a dollar in one open palm and two quarters in the other and asks the kid, “Which do you want?”
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” says the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why’d you take the quarters and not the dollar?” he asks.
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game’s over!”
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