A young boy and hes father is walking home from a store...

when they see a huge fancy building, when they boy stops and asks his father, "Whats in that father?", "In there son, you can get the best thing in the world".
Later when they were home, the boy is really qurious about whats in the building. He proceeds to break hes piggy bank and then goes back to the building.
He meets a woman at the front, and he says "hello, can i have the best thing in the world" and then gives the money to the lady. The lady doesnt have the heart to reject him, so she brings him in the back and makes him four slices of bread with this amazing homemade jam.
The boy eats two of them, but he cant finish the two remaining, but he wants the jam so bad he licks it of the bread slices.
Meanwhile the family had organized a search for him.
When they boy arrives back at his home, his father and mother were happy to see him again, then the father says "Where in the hell were you?", "I went to the building where you get the best thing in the world, but i only managed two and the two others i had to lick"

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