A young boy was crossing the street on his way to school one day when a car ran a stop sign and hit him, leaving him dying on the side of the road before speeding off.
As he lay there in pain, a lady came running over to him and asked if he wanted her to call a priest.
The boy looked up at her in disbelief; "How the hell can you be thinking about sex at a time like this?"
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