A young American couple are walking through Moscow on an unseasonably warm December night. They feel a slight precipitation.
"I think its raining" says the man.
"No, I'm quite sure thats snow."replies the woman.
"How about we ask the guard?" The man suggests. "Oh, Officer Olph? He was quite snappy with us last night... but alright".
"Excuse me, officer, is it raining or snowing?" the man asks.
"Rain" the officer curtly replies, turning away from them.
"See" says the man, "Rude Olph the red knows rain, dear."
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