Mr. Finklestein makes Jesus a beautiful shroud. People see Jesus walking around in his shroud and ask where he got it. Jesus says he got it from Finklestein who made it for him. Jesus shows off his shroud to the 12 apostles and they want their own, so Finklestein makes 12 shrouds for them.
Jesus tells Finklestein they should go into business together because Finklestein is good at making shrouds and Jesus is excellent at promotion. Finkelstein agrees and says "Yes, we'll call our business Finklestein & Jesus".
Jesus replied "How about Jesus and Finklestein?".
After a couple of hours of negotiating on the name of their new business, they compromised: LORD & TAYLOR
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