A man with a ski mask comes and points a gun at her face, he says "hey you open that fridge" she says but sir this isn't a regular bank its a sperm bank" he says "I know now open that fridge and take out one of those containers" terrified she does so, he then says "now drink it" as she slowly starts drinking it the man takes off his mask and says "see honey its not so bad"
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