Why?

A son asked his mother the following question:

"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother replies,

"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.

"Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"

The father says,

"Son, all household appliances come in white."

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