...and says:"Doctor, I have a strange problem and I'm afraid it might be a serious condition. Recently I had stamps come out of my vagina, what is up with that?" So the doctor thoroughly examines her and after he's done he says:"Ma'am those aren't stamps, those are the Chiquita labels!"
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