A woman with no arms and no legs...

A woman with no arms and no legs is sitting by herself, crying, on a park bench facing a lake just before sunset. A handsome young man wandered by and noticed the woman crying. He walks up to her and places a comforting hand on her shoulder, saying "What's wrong, ma'am?"

"Oh...", the young woman replied, startled by the young man's devilishly good looks, "I'm sorry, it's just... It's such a beautiful day out, today. I was just thinking about how I don't have anyone special in my like to share it with."
"Well, I'm in no rush", replied the young man. "If you don't mind, I could sit with you a while and keep you company."

The woman agreed and they sat there for a while talking.

A few moments go by and the woman begins cry again.

"What's wrong? I thought we were having a nice time?", said the young man.

"It's just...", the woman choked between sobs, "I don't know if you know this, but you are very attractive. It made me realize how unattractive I am. I've never even been kissed."

The young man took a moment to take in the young woman appearance. She was, in fact, very attractive herself, despite missing all of her appendages. He gently brushed her hair off to one side and they shared a vibrantly passionate kiss.

She blushed heavily, thanked him, and their friendly conversation turned philosophical and deep.
As the sun began to crest over the lake and the atmosphere surrendered to romance, the woman began to cry again.

"What could it be this time?", asked the young man. "We have had such a nice evening so far."

"It's just...", the woman moaned, "I've never had this much of a connection with anyone and its bound to end soon now that nightfall is coming. It makes me realize that I've never been fucked. I can't even do it myself."

The young man puller her head close to his chest to ease her troubled mind. Then, he slid his hand to the small of her back and the other behind her shoulder blades. He smiled and lifted her up like a groom would a bride.
He leaned in close to her, nestled in his strong embrace, and whispers, "Your fucked now..." and throws her into the lake.